What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?